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We ended up with a network of sites, and five years later we were huffing provigil to keep generating content, and the nasal sex fetishists were mad at us because our site wasn’t a one-stop shop any more. We had to blackmail people sexually to write articles for our sites, which is harder work than you would think — blackmail is not a one-time thing, blackmail is a dark flower that requires tending — and then everybody said it was all about blogs, so we had to blackmail people sexually to keep upgrading our wordpress. (via Charlie Anders, “A History of the Internet,” Flurb #7)

We ended up with a network of sites, and five years later we were huffing provigil to keep generating content, and the nasal sex fetishists were mad at us because our site wasn’t a one-stop shop any more. We had to blackmail people sexually to write articles for our sites, which is harder work than you would think — blackmail is not a one-time thing, blackmail is a dark flower that requires tending — and then everybody said it was all about blogs, so we had to blackmail people sexually to keep upgrading our wordpress. (via Charlie Anders, “A History of the Internet,” Flurb #7)