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This will only make sense if you're a DC Comics geek as well as a Washington, DC geek.

  • Matthew: maybe I say this because people keep using the word crisis all the time, but I was just thinking "you know, it kinda feels like the United States is in the middle of a big crossover event right now"
  • Sean: god help us!
  • but you're right
  • Matthew: it's that "everything at once" feeling
  • Sean: it's the Final Crisis model where you've got the main thing, which is the election, and then all these tie-ins
  • Matthew: "nothing will be the same again!"
  • Sean: Financial Crisis
  • Rage of the Red Staters
  • Matthew: Rove's Revenge
  • Sean: Palin of 3 Worlds
  • Matthew: Obama Beyond In 3D
  • Sean: LOL
  • YES
  • Matthew: McCain R.I.P.
  • Sean: Right now he's the McCain of Zur-En-Arrh
  • running around in a costume made of garbage bags, hitting the Senate Majority leader with a baseball bat
  • "YOU'RE WRONG! MCCAIN AND PALIN WILL NEVER DIE!"
  • Matthew: who is the Barry Allen of this?
  • Sean: Dave Letterman
  • Matthew: in an interstellar burst, Dave is back to save the universe
  • ha, in retrospect, the run-up to all this was very much like Countdown To Final Crisis, wasn't it?
  • Sean: Hillary, Mittens, and Rudy are no longer canon
  • Matthew: Hillary got killed off like four times in a row
  • and somehow they had to write out the part where Dennis Kucinich in a turtle costume single-handedly defeated McCain
  • Sean: costume?
  • Matthew: wasn't Jimmy Olsen Turtle Boy or something when that happened?
  • Sean: no, I meant Dennis Kucinich is turtley enough as it is
  • Matthew: snap