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Bachelor Parties 101

katstories:

I could see their reasoning.  Stretch Hummers are cool, and strippers are cool, so let’s just have the stripper in the stretch Hummer and it will be awesome.  I was pretty sure what kind of crowd I was dealing with here and decided to dub the CD I made for this party, “The Quintessential Douchebag Mix.” Since I was scared about doing my first bachelor party, and in a moving vehicle no less, I tried to at least be as prepared as possible.

You really kind of have to read the whole thing.

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