reach, grasp, taste - By thirty-years-old, your adult will probably be...

the contents of a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is

Oct
15th

Thu

By thirty-years-old, your adult will probably be able to…

Feed and maintain a house pet
Hold down a job
Maintain eye contact while speaking
Refrain from discussing high school
Cook a meal (three-course)
Make small talk
Forgive his family
Acknowledge other viewpoints (social)
Detect and respond to ambiguity
Finish school

— McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: What to Expect: The Third Decade.