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I have a guarantee from someone up high in the Yamaguchi-gumi that they won’t touch my family. Their word is pretty solid. It’s a gentleman’s agreement that they’ll only kill me, which makes me feel better. (via Meet Jake Adelstein, a Jewish reporter who thinks like a Japanese gangster - Boing Boing)



![The best part of this one is that Obelix totally has those bows in his hair already. (via ComicsAlliance Takes On: Gender-Swapped Fan-Art [Girl Week] - ComicsAlliance | Comics culture, news, humor, commentary, and reviews)](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqhz8oBw81qz8pvbo1_400.jpg)
